God has six million followers on Twitter. But he follows only one account: Justin Bieber. What’s so special about the pop singer? “From what God told me, he only follows close family members. That’s all I could get out of him,” answers David Javerbaum, who runs the hugely popular @TheTweetOfGod account. While the snarky content is mostly aimed at American politics, climate change deniers and the general state of the world, a recent tweet brought up India.
God’s twitter account goes by the username @TheTweetOfGod, this handle has been under scrutiny to an extent where twitter suspended this account for an LGBT tweet. But was recovered due to huge pressure from fans and criticism from the community.
God’s account usually gets notices from twitter for it’s content going against community policies or due to people reporting it in huge numbers. So lets celebrate the God while he’s still among us…
Every new day is another chance to lose faith in humanity.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 3, 2019
In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 29, 2018
Reality has become too painful to watch.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 2, 2019
The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 2, 2019
Many of you are stupid.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 2, 2019
Evolution requires believing that 3.5 billion years of natural selection and survival of the fittest led to you assholes.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 27, 2019
Admission to heaven is 90% determined by spelling and grammar.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 7, 2018
You are addicted to your phone.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 25, 2019
You are addicted to social media.
You are addicted to the constant following of things and events you can't control.
Read this, put the phone down, and go take a walk.
I’ve decided to impeach the human race.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 23, 2019
I will need to get the approval of two-thirds of (remaining) animal species.
I like My chances.
The thing about people is, they're stupid.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 22, 2019