We use curse words so often in our everyday conversations that we hardly even think of them as ‘bad words’ anymore. It isn’t until we’re home for holidays around either our parents or little ones that the censors come along.
Thanks to AskReddit, we have a myriad of savage insults to choose from that are just as effective without our favorite asterisked phrases.
You have face for radio.
Your grades say, Marry rich but your looks say, Try harder.
You’re the reason your parents aren’t happy.
Do you realize that people just tolerate you!
Your mom told you that you could become anything. Yet you still chose to become a disappointment.
I could give you a penny for your thoughts and would get change back.
I’d challenge you to the battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
You’re not pretty enough to be stupid.
The only culture you possess is bacteria.
You look like a visible fart.
Everyone who has ever loved you was wrong.
You will be utterly forgotten.
I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
You are one of those babies that should have been swallowed.
Your breath smells like a wet flip-flop.
I am glad with people who have not meet you.
If you were any dumber we’d have to water you twice a week.
The better part of you ran down your mother’s leg.
Maybe the grass is greener because you’re not over here messing it up
As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?
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