10 Signs To Look For A Certified 24k Gold Digger

Some Women just love digging the pockets of rich men and are a Pro at jumping from pockets of one rich man to another. They have no Horns, so, let me help you in spotting such Money Extractors. They are evil and when you spot one, get rid of them imediately before they eat away your Money and Happiness.

These Gold Diggers or Pocket Jumpers (thats what I like call them) are like leeches so use these signs to know for sure before handing over your Credit Card into her vicious hands:

10. Sugar Coated Questions right from the beginning:

Usually first dates can reveal so much about a person. If she is asking about your Job and keeps asking you how much money you make, how many Cars you have the sorry my friend but you have landed in a pit of lizard so run. Run as fast as you can, away from her.

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9. Show me the Money, La La La

Aside from your career and income, she is also interested in your bank account. Later on as you continue to let her crawl in your dating life, that is if you are so enamored with her that you brushed off the early warning sign, you will realize just how keen she is at Math. She can calculate all sorts permutations and combinations when it comes to Money and if she is trying to calculate your funds then be quick to spray her out of your life.

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8. Ogling you 24×7

Her eyes are all over you at all times.Or more specifically, all over your watch, your suit, your wallet and your car. After all, she leeched on you and flirted with you because she saw your shining Rolex right from the other end of the room. To her, you’re a Knight in Shining Armour because all she sees ia your Bling, boi.

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7. Too much, Too soon

You find yourself spending a hundred more dollars on your dates more than enough to buy 3x food for a homeless man.

It would seem like you are buying affection. Everytime your wallet will come out full of cash, her love for you will fly in right through nowhere.

6. Parasite

Dating a gold digger is like letting a parasite grow over you. She doesn’t bring anything worth into the relationship but expects you to do everything for her.

She would slowly start with sucking your money and luxuries out of your life and once done she would jump onto some other Host who is obviously richer than you.

5. Sugar Daddy

Yes my brother, thats what you are. She always wants to look amazing and be a hot topic everywhere she goes. Of course she can’t afford to pay for it, so you will be her provider. Fancy clothes, parties, hippie clothes, designer shoes, that’s all she needs. In most cases expect that she has more sugar daddies after all world is full of Richie Rich like you.

4. Vent Machine

Are you sure you or your feelings are important for her? it’s always about her and her feelings, Nothing Else. Whenever you try to say something about yourself or express your feelings, she changes the topic saying, “Let’s talk about something else”. A girl who chooses herself over anything else is surely using you as a stand-in pastor. She has no emotional attachment to you and neither does she intend to have any in future.

3. Litmus test

Give her your card for once and just see where it goes. A girl who has the brain to be careful with financial expenses especially when she is about someone else’s money is the right girl for you. You sure are in big trouble if your credit Bill is lengthier than a Shakespeare’s Play.

2. Entitlement

She usually thinks you are her Personal ATM. She is entirely dependent on you for everything that needs money. She never says Thank You or Please. You are not able to fill her desires. There is nothing in the world that pleases her. Keep taking care of her and buying her stuff for everything she needs, that’s all she wants. Don’t expect a future with Love in return. Sorry, that’s what you deserve for being Gullible and Stupid.

1. A real woman is there with you in all times.

Whether you are afloat or drowning. She expects you to be a responsible man who can protect her and love her. Her needs are important but not important to leave you broke. Mostly Gold Diggers are in for Child Support, cratier Bracelet and heavy bank accounts. Know the difference.

Watch out for these signs because if you find yourself in the red shortly after dating her, then you are definitely in hot water. A real woman’s love and affection doesn’t fade away by seeing the thiner wallet.

Think About This: A gold digging woman may seem out of your league with her good looks, hot body and beautiful curve but she is only out of your league because you deserve someone who is so much better than her.